hohoehoes:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori, via acomas)

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

(via africandad)

amerlcanapparel:

obama was elected president 17 years ago…. just let that sink in

(via gnarly)

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(via gnarly)

yongmuney:

why arent oven mitts called glovens

(via gnarly)

rubdown:

If we’re both not married by twenty-two
Could I be so bold and ask you?
If we’re both not married by twenty-three
Will you make my year, and ask me?

If we’re both not married by twenty-four
Will you pass me those knee pads and I’ll get on the floor
If we’re both not married by twenty-five
I hope that there’s some childish spark still alive

Cos there are so many lessons
That I just never cared to learn
And there are so many questions that still burn, like

Will you hold my hand when I go?

(via inhalenialll)

,,

Damn I looked good….. I hope they screenshot

Me sending a snap but forgetting to save (via lachydoo)

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whatthefjoey:

I heard you were talking shit

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jeszing:

I’m falling into heart eyes emoji with you

(via gnarly)

egberts:

there is no greater feeling than being told youre funny  (◡‿◡✿)

(via gnarly)

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charizard:

nintendocanada:

when you hate someone but they’re still really cute

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me rn

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