in books the nerdy girl always turn pretty and gets the hot popular guy
in real life I am still ugly and the hot popular guy doesn’t talk to me
people that chew so loud and talk while eating are the root cause of global warming
you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism