giraffepoliceforce:

Fun fact: today marks the first day in United States history where marrying your cousin is LESS legal than same-sex marriage.

(via sagihairius)

(Source: dasweetie, via jeremymchicken)

royalbloood:

communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

image

Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped

*maintains pristine eyebrow game*

image

Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

image

has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*

image

(Source: royalbloood, via greetings)

whlplash:

qd

(Source: sexpectinq)

ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

image

This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

(Source: oxdn, via greetings)

ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

(Source: scaremuke, via trust)

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via greetings)

(Source: polymathicv, via gnarly)

babyimjaded:

radcoolswag:

stasiascrolls:

ok tumblr, i hear you loud and clear. Leonardo DOES deserve an Oscar. 

but are we just going to ignore the fact that Johnny Depp has no Oscar either?

He

image

has

image

never

image

won

image

an

image

oscar

image

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE ACADEMY

THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

(via humorful)

legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

image 

(via greetings)

feat:

is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 

(via trust)

(Source: thatwetshirt, via although)

onikalodeon:

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location image

(via gnarly)

princessababwa:

When I pass a test that everyone else fails

image

(via trust)